The 3 plaques on God's desk

1) "Don't feel totally, personally, irrevocably, eternally responsible for everything. That's MY job."

2) "Everything you remember, I forget. Everything you forget, I remember."

3) "If yoy go around saying, "I've a miserable life, 'I'll show you whaT miserable really is. If you go around saying, "I've a wonderful life, 'I'll show you what wonderful really is."



FROM: PLAY THE BALL WHERE THE MONKEY DROPS IT